Wednesday, October 19, 2005
What am I?
Subject: Who/what Am I!
Let's forget for a while the present political turbulence in our country. Relax and guess each puzzle here!!! Those who get 100% correct answers can join the Truth Commission. No cheating please! You can find the answers at the end. Ready?
1. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. 8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
The answers (unless you're thinking something else):
1. chewing gum
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. nose
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney
14. bird
Let's forget for a while the present political turbulence in our country. Relax and guess each puzzle here!!! Those who get 100% correct answers can join the Truth Commission. No cheating please! You can find the answers at the end. Ready?
1. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. 8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
9. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
The answers (unless you're thinking something else):
1. chewing gum
2. peanut butter
3. crane
4. Titanic
5. tent
6. dentist
7. wedding ring
8. elevator
9. nose
10. newspaper boy
11. glove
12. arrow
13. attorney
14. bird
# posted by Flashdrive @ 1:47 AM 
